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Как изменился мир – раньше люди делали фото на память, а сейчас, чтобы получить комментарий в Одноклассниках!

Статусы для Одноклассников, против статусов для Вконтакте, Twittera, Facebooka и других социальных сетей.

Как мы уже отмечали статусы для Одноклассников сильно отличаются, например, от статусов для Вконтакте, не говоря уже про статусы для Твиттера. И хотя в статусах для Одноклассников юмор более тонкий, статусы для Вконтакте более «по-молодежному» злые и «задиристые».

Ну, а в целом тематика статусов для Одноклассников, ничем не отличается, например, от статусов для Вконтакте – статусы для Одноклассников о жизни, статусы для Одноклассников смешные, и, конечно же,  статусы для Одноклассников про любовь.

Итак,

Статусы для Одноклассников:

Запомните, жить полноценной жизнью не значит совершать выдающиеся поступки, это значит сделать так, чтобы ваши посредственные поступки выглядели выдающимися в Одноклассниках

 

Как изменился мир – раньше люди делали фото на память, а сейчас, чтобы получить комментарий в Одноклассниках!

 

Одноклассники становится в 100 раз интереснее, когда у тебя какая-то срочная и важная работа!

 

Одноклассники это разговор с самим собой в надежде, что кто-нибудь присоединится к беседе…

Статусы для Одноклассников смешные:

Люблю аэропорты – единственное место, где совершенно нормальным и приличным считается пить с утра!

 

В нашем подъезде не было молодых и красиво одевающихся девушек, поэтому привычные бабушки на лавочке возле дома называли проституткой нашего дворника.

 

Три НЕТ цивилизованного человека: 1) не иди в магазин, когда голоден 2) не иди на свидание возбужденным 3) не обновляй статус, в Одноклассниках, когда пьян!!!

 

-У каждого в жизни есть тайна, какое-то место или какая-то вещь, которую он скрывает…

-Да. И у многих этой вещью является мозг.

Статусы для Одноклассников про Любовь

Секрет хороших отношений: оба и мужчина, и женщина должны признавать ошибки мужчины!

Статусы для Одноклассников о жизни:

Залил полный бак, понял, что обедать мне не хочется… аж до конца недели…

 

Умные люди говорят, что когда человек чего-то очень, очень сильно хочет, это обязательно сбывается. Видимо, я не человек…

 

Миром правят – великие Хрен и Жаба; первый всё знает, а вторая в это время всех душит!

 

Вас опять грызет совесть?! Просто выбейте ей все зубы, пусть теперь она Вас нежно обсасывает!!!

Статусы для Одноклассников про Любовь:

Пушкин писал сложным пятистопным ямбом. Но супруга все равно ему изменяла. Вывод — размер не имеет значения!

 

Ученые установили, что в женском аду все мужики — геи. В мужском, кстати, тоже.

 

10 способов проявить Любовь: слушать, говорить, давать, восхищаться, отвечать, делиться, наслаждаться, доверять, прощать, обещать.

 

Влюбиться – это так глупо. Видимо поэтому я это постоянно делаю и слишком часто…

 

Секрет хороших отношений: оба и мужчина, и женщина должны признавать ошибки мужчины!

Статусы для одноклассников мужские:

Чтобы избежать, спора, или скандала с женщиной нужно неожиданно упасть на пол и притворится мертвым!

 

Даже если бы к женщинам прилагалась инструкция по эксплуатации, мы бы все равно ничего не поняли!

 

Женщины говорят, что все мужчины одинаковые, если это так, то почему вы так много времени уделяете тому, чтобы выбрать себе правильную пару?

 

— Девушка, а Вам нравится вода? –Да, наверное – Ура, тогда Вам уже нравится 72% меня!

Статусы для одноклассников женские:

Я не сладкая конфетка, которая всем по вкусу…Я настоящий алмаз, который просто не всем по зубам!

 

Найди кого-то, кто изменит твою жизнь, а не статус в Одноклассниках!

 

Настоящая девушка должна всегда выглядеть так, чтобы даже «голубые», видя её подумали: «А может зря я?!»

 

Не женское это дело-МОЛЧАТЬ!

 

Я слишком красива, чтобы позволить себе носить с собой совесть…

 

Если Вы хотите, чтоб в Битве статусов 2012 победили статусы для Одноклассников — просто нажмите «лайк».

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